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1:19 am
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| Tuesday, October 17th, 2006
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2:47 am - Stolen from Jaguarjanks
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I warn you, I'm using every MP3 on my comp for this one.
- - - - - - - Your Life: The Soundtrack - - - - - - - - So, here's how it works: Open your music player (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc). Put it on shuffle. Press play. For every question type the song that's playing. When you go to a new question press the next button. Some songs fit perfectly. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Opening Credits: Goo Goo Dolls - "Slide" Random...
Waking Up: Men in Hats - "Safety Dance" Hey, happy day!
First Day At School: Motly Crue - "Girls, Girls, Girls" I like where this is going.
Falling In Love: Inu Yasha - "Season 1 ending theme" Awww, how sickeningly typical
Fight Song: Lacuna Coil - "Our Truth" Freaking awesome
Breaking Up: Madonna - "Ray of Light" Really not a song I want describing my love life.
Prom: Metalica - "Unforgiven" Ooh, a revenge song for the prom, awesome.
Life's OK: Motly Crue - "If I die tommarow" Life is obviously not okay.
Mental Breakdown: The Beatles - "Dig a Pony" Oh....kay....
Driving: Sonic Adventure 2 OST - "City Escape" Too perfect.
Flashback: Guilty Gear XX: The Midnight Carnival OST - "Nothing out of the Ordinary" Decent, I suppose.
Getting Back Together: Offspring - "Living in Chaos" Not a happy reunion?
Birth of Child: Evanescence - "Everbody's Fool" Welcome into the world!
Wedding: ??? - "The Chicken Dance" Oh WTF, mate.
Final Battle: Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex 2nd gig OST - "Intro theme" Decent, I suppose.
Death Scene: Metal Gear Solid 2 OST - "Opening theme" I'll be fine as long as someone salutes me.
Funeral Song: Santana - "Smooth" So everyone goese and parties instead of my funeral. Thanks.
End Credits: Lemon Demon - "Subtle Oddities" I give. I give up.
Lets see if I can piece a movie out of this mess. I start with a wiggy dream before waking up for my first day of school, happy go lucky and ready to take on the world. I fall in love, get in an awesome fight to defend my lover, perhaps after the spreading of some lie. Within the same day, she breaks up with me, I go on a revenge trip, get somewhat suicidal, have a mental breakdown, try to escape from the asylum by car, which leads to an awesome chase scene, and end in a wreck. While I'm out, I have a flashback to days when my life was normal, and wake up back in the asylum. I flash back again, realizing my life has been a cosmic joke from the beggining, and totally flip out, escaping successfully this time. I break in on my ex's wedding with a swarm of Zelda Chickens. I then get into another fight vs the new hubbie. I die an honorable, dramatic death, everyone shrugs, walks off, leaving my dead body laying over the alter, and goes to party. Then the janitor sweeps up my dead body, and leaves the audience asking, "WTF?"
Yeah, that's about my luck.
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| Tuesday, September 26th, 2006
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10:38 pm - I've got internets four teh winzorz J0!
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It's been far, far too long. I figure I should update with what's been going on since I last left you all, but, well not much has changed. We finally got a roommate in the form of Josh, making rent much easier to deal with. Other than that, not much has changed. Stagnation is a bitch, yo!
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| Thursday, June 1st, 2006
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7:41 am - A priceless quote
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"Hey I know that's not a full pentagram. It's called taking liberties for a joke. I knew I'd receive emails on that. What I didn't know was that I'd get hate mail from Wiccans. Pentagram being of some importance and non satanic. Sorry if there's offence, I didn't think brooms got DSL."
-Scott Ramsoomair
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| Monday, May 22nd, 2006
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2:07 pm
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I need a vacation from..... life.
No, seriously, I need to take, like, a week away from this, before I go mad. Just a week. Finish up any loose ends around the house, and, I dunno, get a hotel room or something. Just not care for a week. Maybe throw a party or something.
This redundency of life is really grinding on me.
current mood: tired current music: Europe - The Final Countdown
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| Friday, May 19th, 2006
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5:15 pm
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| Monday, May 15th, 2006
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7:28 am - Stolen from Tabby
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| Saturday, May 13th, 2006
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4:02 pm - Uhhhh.....
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Anyone ever notice on a can of Monster energy drink where it says "Consume Responsibly - Limit 3 cans per day"? I just did for the first time, after my fourth within the last hour. *twitch*
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| Wednesday, May 10th, 2006
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1:24 am
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I finally got a day away from the house. I spent the night over at Duce's. Kevin came too. It rocked. If for nothing else than I was away from the house for a little while.
You know, there is nothing like running a failing business. It's like piloting a plane with both engines out. You know you are going down, and you do everything to keep yourself airborne, but you know it's just a matter of time.
Thats what our real estate business has become. Things keep piling up, people are being late on rent, and everyone is stressing out.
I suppose I can understand the stressing out. But it doesn't make it any less of a pain to deal with.
My household is slowly falling apart.
But it could be worse.
At least I have chicken...
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| Sunday, May 7th, 2006
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8:39 am
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After a twelve hour day of work, I proceeded to sleep another twelve hours. I really hope this doesnt become a pattern...
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| Thursday, May 4th, 2006
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8:03 pm - welcome to hell
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Bill Gates, Democrats Circle I Limbo General asshats Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Goths Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Scientologists, George Bush Circle IV Rolling Weights DMV Employees, Republicans Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx PETA Members Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas Saddam Hussein Circle VII Burning Sands Militant Vegans Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement NAMBLA Members Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell
Saddam's in the burning sands.... ironic.
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| Sunday, April 30th, 2006
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8:12 pm - The answer is found!
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TaisakusenOR: So, you looking forward to the Nintendo Wii? Triggerhappy938: I dun wanna play with Shiguru Myamoto's Wii. TaisakusenOR: The whole thing seems like one big penis-based joked. TaisakusenOR: *joke. Triggerhappy938: We are the knights who say WII! TaisakusenOR: Why the hell did they go with 'Wii.' Triggerhappy938: www.penny-acade.com/comic TaisakusenOR: I've seen it. TaisakusenOR: And I'm pretty sure "Vagina" didn't come up as a possible name. Triggerhappy938: I would rather buy a Ninendo Vagina than a Nintendo Wii. TaisakusenOR: Yeah, but you remember the discussion of the symbolism of the controller, right? Triggerhappy938: Good point. Triggerhappy938: They're really gunning for the female gamers. TaisakusenOR: The whole system is a big penis. TaisakusenOR: Or gay male ones!
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| Friday, April 28th, 2006
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6:11 pm - Just in case you didn't believe me before...
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12:24 pm - But I dun wanna play with Shiguru Myamoto's wii.
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| Thursday, April 20th, 2006
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9:59 pm - Completely and totally stolen from Moo.
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: 1. I died from natural causes: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking 5. I stole something 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I ran away from home: 8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family:
WOULD YOU: 13. Be my friend?: 14. Keep a secret if I told you one?: 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 17. Keep in touch?: 18. Try and solve my problems?: 19. Love me?: 20. Date me?:
HAVE YOU EVER: 21. Lied to make me feel better?: 22. Wanted to kiss me?: 23. Wanted to kill me?: 24. Broke my heart?: 25. Kept something important from me?: 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?
~*::And More::*~ 27. Who are you? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in one word: 31. What was your first impression? 32. Do you still think that way about me now? 33. What reminds you of me? 34. If you could give me anything what would it be? 35. How well do you know me? 36. When's the last time you saw me? 37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 38. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you?
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| Monday, April 17th, 2006
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7:49 pm
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| Saturday, April 15th, 2006
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9:13 pm - Stolen from Tabby
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1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name) Pug Sherman
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy: Glendon Milk Made
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name) J Wel
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color) Cat Green (Tabby stole my detective name!)
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Michael Little Rock
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name) Welrotony
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards) Leahcim Torrap 8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on) Michael Battery [it just keeps going and going....]
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive) The Green Nothing
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| Monday, April 10th, 2006
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5:35 am
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| Sunday, April 9th, 2006
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10:34 pm
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| Saturday, April 8th, 2006
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6:39 pm
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